Negative Optimist

classycarolinagirl:

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

petiotte:

If you see this

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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

safari-official:

thekatqueen23:

prinxieties:

pikachucastiel:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

I got Donald Duck wtf

Boop

whoah???

h0odrich:

officialsalsa:

daddy: *cums on the floor*
me and the roaches: *fights over who gets to lick it first*

what in gods name

teddy-beard:
“ femmetwink:
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ask-cloud-skipper:

catlips001:

catlips001:

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

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Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

phallical:

surprisebitch:

meanplastic:

I’m in tears but also bopping

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this

This is what they were training us for…

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

buckoftheirish:

dark-eyed-harmothoe:

tracknumber-6:

arrwstaki:

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

trans-am-catie:

kaleighbytheway:

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

if I was at your resort and you didn’t wake me up to see this I’d never come back… this is amazing

theawkwardgayfanboy:
“ clockworkmachineking:
“ the-howling-storm:
“ skinoutqueen:
“ shaylahatesyou:
“ nessaaageee:
“ arandomthot:
“Making conversation can be tougher than it seems
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This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze...

theawkwardgayfanboy:

clockworkmachineking:

the-howling-storm:

skinoutqueen:

shaylahatesyou:

nessaaageee:

arandomthot:

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.


After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

👀

Bitch whet

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